Queen of the Night
Queen of the Night t-shirt design
Naked Beaver Strip Club
Just another silly T-shirt
Titan Tropical Resort
Terraformed to replicate the tropical regions of old Earth Titan, Saturn’s largest moon, is the hot new holiday destination for the 23rd century.
Gramps
Fastest old dude in town.
Your hotted up Skyline ain’t got shit the old beige Volvo ya little punk!
T-Shirt here
Horsepower
T-shirt design for a 24 hour challenge on RedBubble
source images: car, legs, tail
FIGHTING COCKMONKEYS
Greatest of all sporting mascots, the fighting cockmonkey was first the emblem for the South Wollongong Senior Citizens hopscotch team in 1928. The team won the intergalactic hopscotch championship for the next 5 years. When it was discovered that their amazing luck was due to the absolute awesomeness of the team mascot, the Fighting Cockmonkey was banned from intergalactic hopscotch for all eternity. Since then many teams have taken the Cockmonkey name and been just as successful, including the Barnsley under 8’s arm wrestling squad and the North Haverbrook extreme knitting team.
Thanks to the magnificence of Flaming Derps, your team can also become part of The Fighting Cockmonkey legend.
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Accordion T-shirts
Be the first kid on your block to own this magnificent accordion T-shirt, you’ll be the stud of the neighbourhood. When you wear this outstanding designer attire you’ll hardly be able to keep your hands off yourself and neither will the ladies. Little Janice from across the street will be all like “Wow, you look hot today. Why are you tweaking your own nipples?â€
and you’ll be all like “Huh, oh I’m not tweaking my nipples, I’m playing my accordion T-shirt.â€
Then Janice will be all like “Hey yeah, you do have an accordion on your shirt, that’s hot. Do want to go out for ice cream and then maybe later we can hold hands.â€
and then you’ll be all like “Why yes Janice, yes I would like that very much.â€
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It came from below
Call a plumber, or animal control or maybe the Ghostbusters?
T-shirt avaiable at RedBubble
Pinky
With the help of Bernard the magic red balloon, Pinky the the flying pink elephant is the star of the Ugly Dave Circus.
T-shirt available at RedBubble
Unibot mk001
Designed by boffins to be the greatest ever mono wheeled robot in existence the Unibot mk001 was an epic failure. The mk001 would often fall over due to dodgy gyro stabilizers, especially at low speeds. It also had a nasty habit of disembowelling anyone within a 5 metre radius, but my it was damn fine looking bit of gear. Just look at the way its outer chassis catches the light.. breathtaking isn’t it.
T-shirt available at RedBubble.