Have you ever been so excited that physically showing just how manically happy you are could get you arrested in 9 out of 10 countries? Ever thought you rectum might just prolapse if the whole world didn’t know you were feeling so damn good? If you answered yes to either of these questions or just like monkeys this right here is the t-shirt for you.
Buy one now before your bum turns inside-out!
Twas a fine spring evening back in 1953 when Buttercup the cow heard a strange and frightening sound. She stopped chewing her cud and looked around. Nothing there. She put her head back down to nibble off some more grass and found that ground was slowly moving away.
From the exotic south Pacific The Klugde Brother are proud to bring you, half woman, half fish and Hula dancing machine Kailani.
Print and T-shirt on Redbubble
For many years Pinky the flying pink elephant was the star of the Ugly Dave Circus. Until the great Carny wars of 1928 when Pinky was acquired by the Kludge Brothers in a “hostile takeover” Now you can delight at his high-fling antics at the Kludge Brother Carnival. Suck on that Ugly Dave you big bottom boil.
This one was adapted from a t-shirt I did last year.
When other freak shows tell you they’ve got a dog boy, what they really have is just a hairy little kid. For the Kludge Brother that just ain’t good enough so the boffins at the KB institute created Doug. A real life half human, half dog, 100% bluegrass banjo playin’ fool. Critics have claimed that creating Doug was cruel, that putting a small boy and a dog together in a box and then bombarding it with electricity and particles of PURE SCIENCE is just wrong. The Kludge Brothers invite to come along and see for yourself. Forget the phonies Doug is the real thing.
When the Fighting Cockmoneky was banned as the team mascot for the South Wollongong Senior Citizens hopscotch team in 1932 for being too awesome a hole was torn in the space-time continuum . From that hole sprung forth a real living fighting cockmonkey! Gus, as he came to be known was captured and tamed (too an extent) by the Kludge brothers. Now you can take him on the the Kludge Brothers Carnival Boxing Tent for a chance to win a big cash prize. Will you be the first to beat him?
Born from the unholy union betwixt man and beast, Billy Bacon is the worlds only pig-man cannonball. Billy Bacon earned his name after a powder overload incident on one of his first cannon powered flights leaving him with a distinct odour he still caries with him to this day.
Come on down to the Carnival and see a pig fly!
Found by sailors in the Atlantic ocean Izzy the Squid Girl is a marvel of nature, neither human or beast. Stare in slack jawed wonder at this freak of creation and dance a merry jig as you listen to her play a jaunty sea shanty on her fiddle.
This is the first of My Kludge Brother Carnival series.
Just another silly T-shirt
With the help of Bernard the magic red balloon, Pinky the the flying pink elephant is the star of the Ugly Dave Circus.
T-shirt available at RedBubble
